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Sell An Unsellable Product

Svessinn

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The person above you has written a word that is something (you'd think) no one would ever buy. Your task is to try to convince people that the "unsellable" product you're selling is, in fact, great, and that everyone should buy it. When you're done, write a word that is something "unsellable". I'll start with something easy, and, quite boring;



A bicycle without a seat.
 

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When you buy this bicycle that doesn't have a seat, your legs are getting a better workout since you are forced to stand instead of sitting while you ride it. Now I know that may sound annoying, but trust me, you get that summer body in no time.

Sell this: A keyboard without keys.
 

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This one may sound like a horrible idea but it’s a great way to test muscle memory and you could even make a game with it called guess the key!
A sink with no tap
 
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Now, you may ask: "Why should I buy this?" But the answer is simple, to store stuff in... there are so many uses for it, it's like an extra store place!

A shelf without drawers
 

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Well I have these shelves that I decided to remove the drawers and now, guess that i call it, "A Shelf" 'cause it doesn't need to have drawers to store things, you can just put things in the shelf and store them.

A container of warm milk
 

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Although not for drinking, room temperature milk can be more easily incorporated into many a recipe without curdling ingredients or causing cooking times to rise.

A spoon with a hole.
 
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Your thinking why would i buy a spoon with a whole everything falls out, however did you think you could lose calories this way. by making a hole you intake 100% less carbohydrates

a pen with no ink
 
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The pen would simply be a knife disguised as a pen.

A flip phone without service
 

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Hand-Held Snake Console

Empty gum wrapper