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Give the giftcard to someone as a gift, as a joke.

A camera that doesn't take pictures or record.


This handy, dandy blunt projectile can be used for so many nifty tasks! You can use it to see what a picture would look like if it took them by just looking through the lens, use it to deter thieves by lobbing it at their heads, or simply drop it out of a third story office building to maim or seriously wound passersby below!

A key that fits any lock but can't be turned.


New technology is out on the market! A key, that has a built in sensor. All you have to do is push it into the lock and it opens up! 100% pick proof, bump proof, key-copying proof. Buy now for only 9.99

Rain boots, but the toes have holes in them.


Formerly known as xShft_
Staff member
Cut them up and bam! Rain gloves

A controller with no buttons


Formerly known as DerpyEagle_
can make a telescope

a computer with no monitor


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Staff member
Senior Mod
Want to know how to control your pc blindly? This is how!

Wired phone without the wire.


New Member
You can use the gift card to prank someone!

A controller with no working buttons.


Formerly known as DerpyEagle_
will make a great fake

pencil with no lead/graphite


Wanna write but you don't want anyone to see it. then the pencil with no graphite will be perfect for you.

A paper phone
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New Member
Want a paper phone. It's a cheap product which is a little better for the environment. Don't forget that the easiest way to send a message through plane-mode is.

Vegetarian Meatballs


New Member
Perfect for if you'd like to invite vegetarians to your party.

A jar of dead arthropods (miscellaneous)


New Member
Feed them to your reptile or amphibian, they don't even have to exercise for it!

toothbrush with hair in its bristles


Formerly known as DerpyEagle_
Can still brush your teeth!

pencil without lead/graphite


New Member
Prevents loss of confidence due to handwriting.

Flock of ravenous pigeons


New Member
You may say, there is no money on the gift card, but in fact you can still flex the card

a screwdriver imcompatible with every screws
Can still be used as a hammer

A charger with the part in which you plug in to the socket being incompatible with all the different sockets in the world