STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.How will you use it

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I thought this would be a fun game. So
Let your creativity run wild!

STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. How will you use it?

At my right is my jacket... So i'm probably dead. But if it is winter I can get it warm. Or I can use it to strangle myself before they get to me... right?
 
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uhh... a phone... throw it at then and regret it because i lost my weapon?
 
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Nothing at all.. 100% dead
 

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My pasta machine for clay... Throw the handle at them (it's steel) and if that didn't do the trick, then the pasta machine itself... My desk is a big mess so everything is to my right.
 

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to my right... some fake stone sculpture (only about a foot high), a pen and some papers. I will hit the zombies with the sculpture so they're stunned, and then stab them brutally with the pen ;)
 

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Well, there's something new at my right... it's my iPod charging... I will first put my iPod on full brightness and that light thing, and make them blimd. Then throw a bucket of water that isn't even here on them and electrocute them with the charger... CREATIVITY RUles
 

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My mouse, id eat it
 
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Speakers, I would blast them, also full bass, then it would kill them from the noise
 
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My flute. I'd play a song and put those zombies to sleep.
 
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A bat, I will use it and shove it up the zombies ass.
 

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a cupboard(if i spell it right xD) to hide in
 

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A huge PC that I can tear apart and throw at them
 

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I got a car door, I'll use it to protect my virginity from the zombies. :)
 
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Dude I play tennis too!
I have a textbook next to me, so I'll knowledge the crap out of those zombies and set them straight.
#KNOWLEDGE
 

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I would have my friend to sacrifice him to the zombies so they'll go away.

Also I would bring DOPE to the fight and give it to them so they won't want your BRAINS.
 

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My headset, I would lick it and then throw it at their eyes
 

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A gift card. Good bye cruel world